i love when people say my name when talking to me
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…DAMMIT!
(Source: xxxxchanelxxxx)
" Thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
- no one (via exploreroftheseas)
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